i got laid this weekend

I suppose with I got laid.  Twice.  That’s always nice.  Once in my car which is always fun and once in her bed, which is always more fun.

 

Almost got arrested picking this girl up at a bar last night.  I had to work so I wasn’t off until late.  She was out with some friends and I really didn’t feel like getting out.  So I just went down the street when I got off work to a little bar for a beer before going home.

 

Well, the Final Four was on and North Carolina was getting the crap kicked out of them.  Crazy.  So I finished my one beer and headed for the house.

 

On the way, Carolina made a big run and got close.  So I hurried to this sports bar I like real well to watch the rest of the game.  had two there.

 

Then there’s this one little place on the way home and I always enjoy looking at their cute little bartenders so I decided to stop in there for one too.

 

By now I figure I should go pick my girl up.

 

I meet her and some friends out and have a couple more there until it’s time to go home.

 

And we’re riding home.  Minding out own business.  Smoking a bowl.  And I drive right by a cop. 

 

It’s small town bullshit too.  He’s parked in an empty parking lot just waiting for someone to drive by.  And I was the lucky contestant.

 

He pulled right in behind me and followed me.  if I had been completely sober and didn’t have weed on me I would have pulled over and asked for his badge number and reported him for harassment. 

 

But I had had a few and was indeed carrying marijuana.  So I just had to drive. 

 

And drive I did.  Flawlessly I guess.  Because I didn’t get pulled over.  But that son of a bitch followed me for about 15 minutes down some country ass roads.

 

That was close.  Really helped make that love we made that much more exciting.  We almost went to jail.  That makes for some good lovin’.

 

And it was good loving.  I gave her a good one.  I love giving her a good one before I come.  If I can make her all quivery and make her come all over the place then I basically get a pass.  I could go straight to sleep after that and still be all good.

 

But I was feeling good.  So now I just gotta get her to stop fucking calling me.  I think she’s afraid that I’m not interested now that we’ve done it.  I hate to tell this to ya sister, but I really wasn’t interested in the first place.

 

But thanks for the sex.  We’ll do it again.

 

It’s interesting to wake up and stagger out of her bedroom after some good hard sex all night and find her 17 year old son loading his giant glass bong….

 

So I hit it a couple of times and split.