no fat girls.

No fat girls.

 

I think this might be the first time ever a woman has asked me back to her hotel room and I just had to say no.  well, it might have been the first time ever a woman has asked me back to her hotel in the first place, but I would have thought if that ever occurred I would say yes.

 

Not the case.

 

And when she asks why, I really wanted to say, “Because you weigh more than me.”  But that would have been very impolite.

 

She had one friend with her that I might have fucked.  No, totally would have.  Not that she was anything near waifish, but I would have thrown it to her.  I was talking with the do-able girl, I said, “how long do you think before she passes out?” 

 

Do-able girl says, “probably not long, but me on the other hand, I’m a long way off.”

 

So very tempting.  But that’s a lot I gotta wade through just to get to a girl that’s marginally fuckable at best.

 

I’m not a proud man, I’ve been with some plus size women in my day.  But this is a big bitch I’m talking about.

 

And she was all over me.  Come back with us tonight, we’ll make it worth your while, big girl says.  And I’m just like, nah.  Can’t help ya.  And I’m trying to be nice because I really don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.  But damn girl, you huge.

 

I said I was trying to get with this woman sitting beside me.  She was a friend and I knew I could play it off like that.  But this girl had to know I was bullshitting her because I’m just not about to try and lay with a woman that out weighs me.  Just not gonna happen.

 

Oh, I’m no lightweight either.  I’m topping the scales at 210.  So when I say this was a big bitch, this was a big bitch.  A lot of woman my friend says to me.

 

I’m almost positive I could have worked at least a three way with biggen and her halfway do-able friend.  But even then, no.

 

I suppose I could have worked a blow job from Orca and fucked the other girl.  But this girl was so big that wasn’t even worth the risk.

 

I had to have my skinny friend walk me to my car because I was afraid the big girl would see me leaving by myself and follow me.