Posts Tagged ‘25 year old pussy’

i’m a pretty sick fuck.

April 3, 2009

and anyone who’s ever read this blog knows that.  not as sick as you fucks though.  i can’t believe how many of you sick bitches keep reading my fifteen year old camel toe blog.  that’s why mention it whenever i can.  so i can tag it.  and you suck fucks will read my blog, or at least look at it because i’ve tagged it with fifteen year old camel toe. 

suckers.

but anyway, i jerked off three times tonight.  twice dry.  for the third time i had to sneak into my nephews room and jack his ky jelly.  his jack cream, if you will.  and that shit works.  because after the second dry jerk, my little knob was getting pretty damn raw. 

but he just wanted another go.  so i obliged.

i’ve been seeing this girl.  and she’s a good girl.  likes sucking my cock.  has a nice little 25 year old pussy.  big ass titties.  sweet, sweet girl.  she just don’t turn me on.  after i fuck her once.  i’m done.  that’s it.  thanks for coming.  not that she actually ever does, but whatever.  thanks for getting me off.  now go fix me some pie, bitch.

if only she would fix me some pie.  i’d still be only half interested.  and that’s a shame.  she really is a sweet girl.  she just don’t turn me on.

i guess that makes me an asshole.  like i didn’t already know that.  and i want to do the right thing by her.  but i reckon this is one of those times where i should do right by me.  i mean, isn’t that what i should always do?

yes.

so here’s my dilemna.  it’s so much easier to find someone when you’ve got someone, right?  so should i let her hang around until i got a new little piece?  or should i cut her loose before she gets that much more attached?  maybe i should have the talk with her.

um, yeah girl.  you just don’t really do it for me.  sorry.  maybe if you’d hit the gym, dress a little sluttier.  wear some fucking make up every once in a while.  but until then, we can still hook up and fuck now and again.  but i’m gonna be out on the prowl.  so we should use condoms.

the great broken pecker is having women problems…

April 1, 2009

yeah, i’m pretty sure when i chose to go have coffee with a woman that’s not giving me sex over having a woman that is giving me sex buy me dinner, i’m having problems.

i mean, she’s a real sweet girl.  she seduced me with chili cheese fries the first time.  and she’s got a nice, tight little 25 year old pussy.  and huge tits.  loves sucking my cock.  and buys me dinner.

what the fuck is wrong with me?  i’m having some serious issues.

and i kinda want to break up with her but then i think about all the positives.  like she buys me food, sucks my cock and has a tight little 25 year old pussy.

i reckon i’m just a greedy son of a bitch.  i want it all.  i want to also be attracted to her and enjoy doing things other than sex with her.

maybe that’s why i’m so old and not married.  or have had more than one relationship last more than a few months.  other than the affair with the sexy as balls married girls that lasted a year and a half.  i just want too much from a woman.  i want her to turn me on.  i want to enjoy her company.  and i want her to buy me food.

i’m pretty sure i’ll die a sad, lonly old man.


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