Posts Tagged ‘15 year old camel toe’

i’m a pretty sick fuck.

April 3, 2009

and anyone who’s ever read this blog knows that.  not as sick as you fucks though.  i can’t believe how many of you sick bitches keep reading my fifteen year old camel toe blog.  that’s why mention it whenever i can.  so i can tag it.  and you suck fucks will read my blog, or at least look at it because i’ve tagged it with fifteen year old camel toe. 

suckers.

but anyway, i jerked off three times tonight.  twice dry.  for the third time i had to sneak into my nephews room and jack his ky jelly.  his jack cream, if you will.  and that shit works.  because after the second dry jerk, my little knob was getting pretty damn raw. 

but he just wanted another go.  so i obliged.

i’ve been seeing this girl.  and she’s a good girl.  likes sucking my cock.  has a nice little 25 year old pussy.  big ass titties.  sweet, sweet girl.  she just don’t turn me on.  after i fuck her once.  i’m done.  that’s it.  thanks for coming.  not that she actually ever does, but whatever.  thanks for getting me off.  now go fix me some pie, bitch.

if only she would fix me some pie.  i’d still be only half interested.  and that’s a shame.  she really is a sweet girl.  she just don’t turn me on.

i guess that makes me an asshole.  like i didn’t already know that.  and i want to do the right thing by her.  but i reckon this is one of those times where i should do right by me.  i mean, isn’t that what i should always do?

yes.

so here’s my dilemna.  it’s so much easier to find someone when you’ve got someone, right?  so should i let her hang around until i got a new little piece?  or should i cut her loose before she gets that much more attached?  maybe i should have the talk with her.

um, yeah girl.  you just don’t really do it for me.  sorry.  maybe if you’d hit the gym, dress a little sluttier.  wear some fucking make up every once in a while.  but until then, we can still hook up and fuck now and again.  but i’m gonna be out on the prowl.  so we should use condoms.

jerked off three times today.

August 24, 2008

it helps with a hangover, plus it’s just fun.  i’m so fucking horny, i really need some tail.  can you believe i’ve turned down pussy twice in the last month?  one i handed off, just like a football.  i literally handed this girl off to a guy i know. 

we had it all worked out.  i was meeting her at the club to buy some weed from some of her friends.  then we’d hang out at the club and i was going to go home with her.  but i’ll be damned if i didn’t see my muse there at the club.  like she was waiting for me almost.  i pulled up and she was just sitting right there in front of the club on a truck tailgate with some of her friends.

my muse mind you is very thin.  jet black hair with some tats and peircings and all that good stuff.  this woman makes my soul soar.  and here i am coming to this club to hook up with a chick that just don’t hold a candle to my muse.  i almost got sick thinking of having sex with the girl i had come down there to have sex with.  it just wasn’t going to work at this point.  i was disgusted with myself.

but thank god this one guy i know was there.  i just left her with him and the alcohol took care of the rest.  she was already getting a little sloppy by the time i showed up.

and then just the other night i punted a girl to a group of red necks.  they can fight it out over her.  she does have some big fake titties that i’d love to slide my cock between.   but i just wasn’t feeling it.  that and she was all over some red neck dude with a mohawk.  she does come to me later in the night with that look in her eye and a playful slug in the shoulder.  by that point however, i was done with her.  changed my mind.

she’s the chick with the fifteen year old camel toed daughter.  she might be sixteen by now though.  i straight sent her away.  i said don’t bother me now.  go away.

that’s kind of an asshole thing to do i suppose.  but fuck her.  i suppose i should have butt fucked her.

people love the camel toe.

July 1, 2008

it’s funny.  but my blog about the 15 year old camel toe gets the most traffic out of all my blogs.  on any site.

you sick fucks.

15 year old camel toe.

March 26, 2008

I am the Great Broken Pecker.  And I don’t even know how to start this one.

 

So I’m hanging out with this girl the other night.  I should say woman I suppose since this one is actually my own age.  And when it comes to women my own age, they tend to have children.  Sometime teenaged children.  Which could be volatile at any point due to my fondness of the younger variety.

 

But anyway, I’m chillin’ with this girl on her couch watching a movie on TV.  A really bad one.  Like stomp the yard or some shit.  The stomping shit’s pretty cool though.  But anyway, I’m sitting on the couch with her and I ask where her daughter is.  She’s 15.  She said, oh back there.  Probably having sex.

 

Okay.  That’s great.  At least she’s not smoking dope, right? 

 

So she calls her daughter to the front of the house so everyone can watch a movie together.  Whatever.  Children don’t scare me.  Teenagers kinda piss me off, but I’m not scared.

 

Her daughter comes into the front room wearing a t-shirt and these old school gym short things that are real tight and pulled way up.

 

So I got this 15 year old camel toe staring me right in the face.  Hello.  How are you?

 

Turns out she’s got two boys back there.  And I’m really hoping they are smoking dope.

 

One of them is her boyfriend and they just hunker down together afraid an inch of space is going to develop between them.

 

At this point I’m assuming the fat kid hanging out with them is working the camera…

 

Anyway, she gets a call during the movie.  The little girl, not her momma, the little girls gets a call.  It’s her ex boyfriend.  He wasn’t to stop by and say hi.  This little girl asks her mother if he can stop in.  Mother says it’s up to you, honey.

 

So of course she has this other boy stop by.  At this point I’m reminded of the unique situations I get myself into.

 

This goes on for a minute; her new boyfriend sits in a chair while she talks with ex boyfriend in other room.  What?  What is going on here and why is this mother letter her daughter act this way?

 

Oh, right.  The kind of mother that would have me spend the night with her while her 15 year old daughter makes porn in the other room.  Right.

 

Didn’t get any though.  Which kinda surprised me.  I did get to play with her fake boobies a little though.  The mother now, not the little 15 year old camel toe.

 

Can you believe that was the first set of fake boobies I’ve ever gotten to play with? 

 

And ya know what?  I’ll take them.


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