so i banged the perfect woman this weekend…

By thegreatbrokenpecker

and by perfect, i mean she has a swinging hips elvis clock hanging above her toilet.  i mean, that’s like enough right there.  but there’s more.  she’s also tall, red headed and her father owns a jewlry store.  she works for him and will eventually inherit the thing.  she’s a girl of vast resources.  i’ve always said i’m looking for someone to start a cloning experient with and she’d be a prime candidate.  tall, well built.  her brother is like a fucking monster he’s so huge.  not fatty huge, but just huge huge.  she owns her own home that comes equipped with a big screen tv, pool table and hot tub.  she loves to drink beer and smoke pot.  and she loves to get fucking pounded.

so i pounded her.  drank her beer.  and smoked her pot.  the hot tub had just been shocked so the clorine content was a little high and i’m already pasty white.  so i left that one alone.

i did come up with a new technique in the sack.  it will only work i think with tall girls.  well built girls.  little frail ones might not be able to do it either since it requires me to lay on top of her completely while she’s on her stomach.  but here it is.  she’s flat on her stomach and i’m stradling her ass on top of her.  i enter her va jay jay from that position and lay down on top of her, stretching my legs out side by side with hers with my legs remaining on the outside.  this allows for some nice, easy rocking of our bodies back and forth.  that’s good for me because in this position i can go for quite a while.  meaning longer that two minutes.  and she kinda likes it too.  maybe because she’s a lazy cunt, but whatever.

now the fun starts when we’ve been doing this for a while.  it feels good but she’s ready for some hard pounding.  so she tries to bring herself up into the doggy position while i’m still on top of her trying to pound her back down to the bed.  you can imagine how this might get fun.  but like i said, with slightly built women, this might not work so well.  i’m thinking the woman has to be able to push back and actually make an attempt to get to her knees.  because that’s the fun part for me.

when i finally allow her to her knees and the doggy position is assumed, i grab her by the hips, hold myself in the position where i’m on my haunches, as if i were a dog, and slam her by the hips back into me.  this is good fun for her as she really loves to be just fucking pounded.    i must admit i like it too.  i just need some work at it.  my stamina in this position is weak.  and i cum rather quickly once we’ve made it to this position.  the key is just to take a long time getting there. 

the perfect woman.  my long, desperate road is traveled.  well, not quite.  i’m not interested in this woman at all.  probably because she’s single.  and i don’t like the way she taste.  i’ve been with her before and the last two times we’ve fucked, we’ve not kissed.  not that she has a stanky pussy or anything like that.  i think it’s just where she’s such a heavy smoker it has actually tainted her taste.  you know, her lips, her skin.  and whatever kind of lotions and smell goods she uses, i don’t like either.  her scent does not turn me on.

so my search continues….

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