the great broken pecker is having women problems…

By thegreatbrokenpecker

yeah, i’m pretty sure when i chose to go have coffee with a woman that’s not giving me sex over having a woman that is giving me sex buy me dinner, i’m having problems.

i mean, she’s a real sweet girl.  she seduced me with chili cheese fries the first time.  and she’s got a nice, tight little 25 year old pussy.  and huge tits.  loves sucking my cock.  and buys me dinner.

what the fuck is wrong with me?  i’m having some serious issues.

and i kinda want to break up with her but then i think about all the positives.  like she buys me food, sucks my cock and has a tight little 25 year old pussy.

i reckon i’m just a greedy son of a bitch.  i want it all.  i want to also be attracted to her and enjoy doing things other than sex with her.

maybe that’s why i’m so old and not married.  or have had more than one relationship last more than a few months.  other than the affair with the sexy as balls married girls that lasted a year and a half.  i just want too much from a woman.  i want her to turn me on.  i want to enjoy her company.  and i want her to buy me food.

i’m pretty sure i’ll die a sad, lonly old man.

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