is some good hard sex. but like most nights of drinking, i wake up to find myself all alone. so squeezing one off is the next best thing. must be some kind of endorphine release or something just makes me feel better all over. gives me the strength to get out of bed.
so my bank account is bust and i’ve no work to be seen. i came to the realization that i drink too much and i should start living a better life. just then there’s a knock on the door. my buddy has come over to cheer me up by buying me as many fifty cent pbr’s as i can drink. that’s right, pabst blue ribbon beers. for fifty cents. that is quite a bargain.
so now i wake up at the crack of noon with a pbr hangover and still no money. what the fuck?
Tags: beer, beers, broke, busted bank account, crack of noon, jerking off, pabst blue ribbon, sex in the morning, squeezing one off, what the fuck
