so i’m a sick bastard.

By thegreatbrokenpecker

i’m going out tonight to meet a friend for a drink.  she’s a hot friend.  one that’s just friends for now though, ya know.  i mean, i’m totally gonna try and get in her pants ’cause she’s hot. 

she’s 36 but looks like she’s 28.  long jet black hair with short bangs like the betty page look.  all tatted up.  me likes.

so i hop in the shower and start thinking about her.  and what the hell, i might as well squeeze off a round just for the hell of it.  and while i’m visualizing her tramp stamp as my target zone, i start to visualize her 16 year old daughter. 

what a double team that would be?  so halfway to the money shot, she turns from 36 year old mom to 16 year old daughter.  i can almost see my jiz fly across her braces.

hey, 16’s age of consent where i live.  especially if her mom is in bed with us. 

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