15 year old camel toe.

I am the Great Broken Pecker.  And I don’t even know how to start this one.

 

So I’m hanging out with this girl the other night.  I should say woman I suppose since this one is actually my own age.  And when it comes to women my own age, they tend to have children.  Sometime teenaged children.  Which could be volatile at any point due to my fondness of the younger variety.

 

But anyway, I’m chillin’ with this girl on her couch watching a movie on TV.  A really bad one.  Like stomp the yard or some shit.  The stomping shit’s pretty cool though.  But anyway, I’m sitting on the couch with her and I ask where her daughter is.  She’s 15.  She said, oh back there.  Probably having sex.

 

Okay.  That’s great.  At least she’s not smoking dope, right? 

 

So she calls her daughter to the front of the house so everyone can watch a movie together.  Whatever.  Children don’t scare me.  Teenagers kinda piss me off, but I’m not scared.

 

Her daughter comes into the front room wearing a t-shirt and these old school gym short things that are real tight and pulled way up.

 

So I got this 15 year old camel toe staring me right in the face.  Hello.  How are you?

 

Turns out she’s got two boys back there.  And I’m really hoping they are smoking dope.

 

One of them is her boyfriend and they just hunker down together afraid an inch of space is going to develop between them.

 

At this point I’m assuming the fat kid hanging out with them is working the camera…

 

Anyway, she gets a call during the movie.  The little girl, not her momma, the little girls gets a call.  It’s her ex boyfriend.  He wasn’t to stop by and say hi.  This little girl asks her mother if he can stop in.  Mother says it’s up to you, honey.

 

So of course she has this other boy stop by.  At this point I’m reminded of the unique situations I get myself into.

 

This goes on for a minute; her new boyfriend sits in a chair while she talks with ex boyfriend in other room.  What?  What is going on here and why is this mother letter her daughter act this way?

 

Oh, right.  The kind of mother that would have me spend the night with her while her 15 year old daughter makes porn in the other room.  Right.

 

Didn’t get any though.  Which kinda surprised me.  I did get to play with her fake boobies a little though.  The mother now, not the little 15 year old camel toe.

 

Can you believe that was the first set of fake boobies I’ve ever gotten to play with? 

 

And ya know what?  I’ll take them.

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One Response to “15 year old camel toe.”

  1. Jose Says:

    That is some funny shit.

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